CONFUCIUS SAY Hoodie

Confucius Say: Tip Big, Score Small Hoodie

Stay warm while your golf game stays cold.

Wrap yourself in ancient comedy and questionable decision-making with this ultra-comfy hoodie featuring the one, the only, Golfucius—master of mis-hits and misunderstood cart girl interactions.

Front and center is our robed legend, delivering sacred course wisdom:
“Golfer who flirt with cart girl... tip big, score small.”

Whether you're braving a brisk morning tee time or just trying to hide your tears after a triple bogey, this hoodie has you covered—literally and emotionally.

- Great for golf, grilling, or giving unsolicited advice at the 19th hole
- Decorated with a classy ramen-bowl border to match your steaming hot shame
- Perfect for the guy who thinks charm is a strategy (spoiler: it isn’t)

Ideal gift for:
– Your sand-trapped buddy
– The league clown
– Anyone who tips better than they chip

Wear it. Laugh at it. Live it. Then maybe—just maybe—work on your swing.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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