CONFUCIUS SAY Mug

Confucius Say: Tip Big, Score Small Mug

Start your morning with a shot of wisdom... and a double bogey.

This legendary mug features the stoic face of Confucius of the Fairway, armed with golf clubs and centuries of sarcastic insight. Sip your coffee while pondering the eternal truth:

“Golfer who flirt with cart girl… tip big, score small.”

Whether you’re teeing off at sunrise or sipping from the safety of your cubicle, this mug delivers piping-hot perspective with every gulp.

- Holds coffee, tea, or your post-round tears
- Infused with ancient golf truths and modern regret
- Dishwasher safe—unlike your drives

Perfect for your golf buddies, office prank wars, or anyone who’s ever tried to impress with a 3-putt.

Drink up. Stay humble. And leave the flirting to the pros.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!