CONFUCIUS SAY Sticker

Confucius Say: Tip Big, Score Small Window Sticker

Let traffic know you’re a philosopher of the fairway—and a legend of lost causes.

This bold, hilarious window sticker features the wise and weathered Confucius of the Cart Path, dishing out ancient advice no golfer should ignore:

“Golfer who flirt with cart girl… tip big, score small.”

Stick it on your golf cart, truck, tool chest, or office window and watch as fellow hackers nod in silent, tee-box agreement.

- Weatherproof and wisdom-packed
- Guaranteed to spark laughs in parking lots and pro shops
- Ideal for golfers who drive worse off the course than on it

For the golfer who talks a big game… and tips even bigger.
Add to cart. Enlighten the world—one bogey at a time.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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