Confucius Say: Tip Big, Score Small Tee
Ancient wisdom meets modern golf misery.
Channel your inner philosopher (and your outer shank) with this hilariously wise tee featuring the sage of swing himself—Confucius, reimagined as your on-course sensei. Adorned with golf clubs and thousand-yard stares, he delivers timeless advice every weekend warrior needs:
"Golfer who flirt with cart girl... tip big, score small."
Whether you’re slicing into the next zip code or just trying to impress with your short game (and failing), this shirt is a perfect fit for the overconfident, underachieving golf gods we all know and love.
- Ancient Chinese border? Check.
- Misty fairway backdrop? Double check.
- Unnecessary flirting? Guaranteed.
Perfect for beer-league banter, birthday roasts, or that one buddy who thinks every round is a rom-com.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to spontaneous wisdom and an occasional bogey cleanse.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
