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CRUSH EGOS Hoodie
CRUSH EGOS Hoodie
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Crush Egos Hoodie
Slip this on and you instantly transform from “weekend golfer” to “course villain.” This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s body armor for breaking spirits, one hole at a time. With a smug-faced golf ball front and center, it boldly declares: “I came to crush egos… and you’re next.”
Perfect for chilly mornings on the tee box or cozy evenings reliving the round where you shattered your buddy’s confidence. Bonus: the hood is big enough to hide from the guy you just beat by 12 strokes.
Features:
- Soft enough to keep you warm, savage enough to keep your trash talk colder.
- Kangaroo pocket—ideal for hands, tees, or storing the dignity you stole from your opponents.
- Drawstrings, because sometimes even egos need adjusting.
Wear it. Swing it. Own the fairway like the smug little golf ball on your chest.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Slip this on and you instantly transform from “weekend golfer” to “course villain.” This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s body armor for breaking spirits, one hole at a time. With a smug-faced golf ball front and center, it boldly declares: “I came to crush egos… and you’re next.”
Perfect for chilly mornings on the tee box or cozy evenings reliving the round where you shattered your buddy’s confidence. Bonus: the hood is big enough to hide from the guy you just beat by 12 strokes.
Features:
- Soft enough to keep you warm, savage enough to keep your trash talk colder.
- Kangaroo pocket—ideal for hands, tees, or storing the dignity you stole from your opponents.
- Drawstrings, because sometimes even egos need adjusting.
Wear it. Swing it. Own the fairway like the smug little golf ball on your chest.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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