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CRUSH EGOS Mug

CRUSH EGOS Mug

Regular price $15.00 USD
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Crush Egos Coffee Mug

Start your morning the same way you start your golf round—by serving up steaming hot humiliation. This mug features the smug golf ball that proudly declares: “I came to crush egos… and you’re next.” Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or the salty tears of your golf buddies.

Ideal For:
- Pre-round caffeine boosts before you destroy handicaps.
- Desk warriors who want coworkers to know they’re not here for small talk.
- Any golfer who prefers their coffee black and their trash talk bold.

Details:
- Dishwasher safe (unlike your buddy’s fragile confidence).
- Microwave safe—because even egos need reheating.
- Holds enough liquid to keep your putts steady and your smack talk sharp.

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable smirking and an overwhelming urge to two-putt for par.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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