I Came to Crush Egos Tee
Warning: This shirt is not for the faint of heart—or the easily humbled. Featuring a smug golf ball with a grin that says ‘Your triple bogey is my warm-up,’ this tee lets the whole course know you’re not here to make friends… you’re here to ruin handicaps.
Perfect for:
- That guy who never gives mulligans.
- The golfer who calls his putter “The Ego Eraser.”
- Anyone who secretly enjoys watching their buddy snap a 9-iron in half.
Wear it proudly. Just don’t be surprised when your golf ball develops a personality and starts trash-talking your foursome.
Material: 100% pure confidence with a touch of polyester.
Care Instructions: Wash cold, line dry, and feed it birdies daily.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
