DIMPLED BALLS SOCIETY Hoodie

The Dimpled Balls Society Hoodie – Warmth With a Side of Whimsy (and a Slice)

Wrap yourself in elite absurdity with the official hoodie of The Dimpled Balls Society—where the cigars are smoky, the golf balls are dimpled, and the dress code includes exactly one monocle.

Featuring our highfalutin golf ball mascot (he's got more class than your entire foursome combined), this hoodie says:
“Yes, I sliced it into the woods—but I did it like a gentleman.”

- Cozy enough for frosty tee times.
- Refined enough for clubhouse cocktails.
- Designed for those who take their golf seriously... but not themselves.

With the bold motto “Classy Since The First Slice,” this hoodie is perfect for:
– Slow-motion struts to the 18th green
– Laughing at your buddy’s triple bogey
– Apologizing to squirrels you accidentally hit

Because in the Dimpled Balls Society, we don’t just miss the fairway—we miss it with flair.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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