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DIMPLED BALLS SOCIETY Tee
DIMPLED BALLS SOCIETY Tee
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The Dimpled Balls Society Tee – For the Distinguished Duffer
Step aside, common swingers—this shirt is for the refined few who know their way around a slice and a snifter. Featuring the official crest of the Dimpled Balls Society, this tee celebrates golf’s most exclusive gentleman’s club: where the cigars are lit, the putts are long, and the ball… always ends up in the bunker (with style).
✔️ Monocle? Check.
✔️ Pipe? Lit.
✔️ Mustache? Magnificent.
✔️ Handicap? Questionable.
✔️ Vibe? Impeccable.
With vintage flair and a tongue-in-cheek motto—“Classy Since The First Slice”—this design belongs on every dapper duffer’s chest. Whether you're a bush-league slicer or a 3-putt aristocrat, this shirt tells the course: I may play poorly, but I do it with panache.
Perfect for:
– Sunday scrambles at Bushwood
– Whiskey-fueled 19th hole debates
– Pretending your double bogey was intentional
Get yours now—before they revoke your membership for wearing basic polos.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Step aside, common swingers—this shirt is for the refined few who know their way around a slice and a snifter. Featuring the official crest of the Dimpled Balls Society, this tee celebrates golf’s most exclusive gentleman’s club: where the cigars are lit, the putts are long, and the ball… always ends up in the bunker (with style).
✔️ Monocle? Check.
✔️ Pipe? Lit.
✔️ Mustache? Magnificent.
✔️ Handicap? Questionable.
✔️ Vibe? Impeccable.
With vintage flair and a tongue-in-cheek motto—“Classy Since The First Slice”—this design belongs on every dapper duffer’s chest. Whether you're a bush-league slicer or a 3-putt aristocrat, this shirt tells the course: I may play poorly, but I do it with panache.
Perfect for:
– Sunday scrambles at Bushwood
– Whiskey-fueled 19th hole debates
– Pretending your double bogey was intentional
Get yours now—before they revoke your membership for wearing basic polos.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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