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EVERYTHING ELSE Tee
EVERYTHING ELSE Tee
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Everything Else Tee
Who needs football, basketball, or video games when you’ve got 18 holes of pure glory (and occasional profanity)? This shirt is for the golfer who knows the truth: life has many distractions, but only golf deserves the title of religion.
Made for the player who marks their calendar around tee times, not birthdays. Wear it proudly on the course, at the bar, or even at your kid’s soccer game—because let’s be real, you’d rather be golfing anyway.
Warning: May cause spontaneous practice swings in public.
Bonus: Makes you 12% better at sinking putts (results may vary).
Perfect for anyone who thinks “date night” should include a driving range.
Because golf isn’t just a game—it’s life. Everything else is just… well, everything else.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Who needs football, basketball, or video games when you’ve got 18 holes of pure glory (and occasional profanity)? This shirt is for the golfer who knows the truth: life has many distractions, but only golf deserves the title of religion.
Made for the player who marks their calendar around tee times, not birthdays. Wear it proudly on the course, at the bar, or even at your kid’s soccer game—because let’s be real, you’d rather be golfing anyway.
Warning: May cause spontaneous practice swings in public.
Bonus: Makes you 12% better at sinking putts (results may vary).
Perfect for anyone who thinks “date night” should include a driving range.
Because golf isn’t just a game—it’s life. Everything else is just… well, everything else.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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