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I HATE GOLF Hoodie
I HATE GOLF Hoodie
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I Hate Golf... I Love Golf" Hoodie
For Weather as Unpredictable as Your Swing
Some days it's birdies and sunshine. Other days it's triple bogeys and a sudden existential crisis. This hoodie gets it.
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this beautifully conflicted hoodie—ideal for those chilly early tee times when you’re still deciding whether golf is a hobby… or a hostile relationship.
- Soft enough to cry into after a double bogey.
- Stylish enough to wear to the clubhouse while pretending it was "just a practice round."
- Perfect for golfers who talk trash and to themselves.
Warning: May cause deep, philosophical conversations with your 5-iron.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For Weather as Unpredictable as Your Swing
Some days it's birdies and sunshine. Other days it's triple bogeys and a sudden existential crisis. This hoodie gets it.
Wrap yourself in the warmth of this beautifully conflicted hoodie—ideal for those chilly early tee times when you’re still deciding whether golf is a hobby… or a hostile relationship.
- Soft enough to cry into after a double bogey.
- Stylish enough to wear to the clubhouse while pretending it was "just a practice round."
- Perfect for golfers who talk trash and to themselves.
Warning: May cause deep, philosophical conversations with your 5-iron.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
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