"I Hate Golf... I Love Golf" Tee – The Most Honest Shirt in the Game
Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster that is golf. One shot you're screaming "I HATE GOLF" (probably three times)... and then—boom—you stripe one down the fairway and suddenly you're writing love poems to your 7-iron.
This shirt captures that chaos with perfect accuracy. Featuring bold red rage, green relief, and navy romance, it's basically therapy you can wear.
Whether you're blowing up on the front nine or clutch on 18 at Bushwood CC, this tee lets everyone know: you're emotionally unstable... but in a golfer kind of way.
- Fits like a 3-putt on a 2-foot green—totally unforgettable.
- Perfect for post-round beers, mental breakdowns, or romantic reunions with your driver.
- Makes a great gift for anyone who’s ever quit golf forever… until next weekend.
Warning: May cause spontaneous fist bumps and sarcastic applause from your foursome.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
